I dreamed that it was Halloween, and I was sitting at home watching a monster movie marathon, and then everyone started turning into their costumes and they kept trying to break into my house, then Drusilla came and she kept trying to hypnotize me to get me to let her in, but I was like “DRU, BACK OFF. I’M GOING THROUGH MY BUFFY CATALOGUE.” and she hissed and left me to buy my Buffy merch.

Then I bought a zombie TV remote, because everyone knows how important those are… I’m dumb in dreams.

Awe gosh.

:3 Thank you!

My mom and me owned the Magic Box, and we had a big fight and I decided to go sleep there instead of going home, but there were all these squatters who threatened to kick my ass if I told the cops on them, and then one of them kidnapped me and beat me up and tied me to a fence. Then Angel came and saved me, but they all started coming towards us on motorcycles and I couldn’t run because I was hurt, and all my fingers were broken (which was really gross; blood EVERYWHERE), and yeah. Angel got me to a safehouse and put my hands in giant casts and I looked like a boxer or something

and he’s like “I’m sorry I didn’t come sooner.”

And I was like, “Yeah, dick, don’t you get visions?” 

And then I woke up.

I was Buffy, and I was with Spike and Giles, and all of a sudden Spike gets this look on his face like he just had an epiphany or something, and he’s points to me and was like

“You’re not Buffy.” And I got really angry because of course I was Buffy, what was his problem, and Giles gave me the same look and jumped up yelling 

“THERE’S A DEMON IN YOU!” And Spike started trying to punch the demon out of me while Giles did a transportation spell, and Spike was all “Go back to hell, beasty!” And I ended up in this really crazy hell place, and then I’d go back and it just kept happening and then I was trying to run away from them but Spike kept catching up to me and it was dreadful.

Okay so I was Faith, and I was in a tree at the playground, and Giles and Buffy were on the swings talking about this cursed diamond that she found while on patrol, and I was like “Ooh I’m totally going to steal that diamond and take over Sunnydale haha go me.” but I fell out of the tree, and Giles and Buffy jumped up and she started kicking the shit out of me.

I had another dream that Willow and Anya were at my house, and they wouldn’t stop fighting, so Tara made them do this thing with blocks that she called ‘The Tower of Friendship.’ Willow had soft blocks and Anya had hard blocks and they had to work together to build a really high tower. Idk I thought it was stupid. But then a bunch of Willow’s blocks went missing and she kept accusing Anya of taking them, so Tara and me started searching around my house for them, then we did a spell to see where they were and we knew they were in the same basket as my iPod, but they weren’t in the basket and Tara was all “THE MAGICKS HAVE LIED, TESSA, THEY’RE NOT REAL. THE MAGICKS AREN’T REAL!” And we both started screaming and I woke up.

I dreamed the Spike owned a carnival and me and Cordelia worked for him.

He payed us each $1000 to slide on our stomachs through this weird ice slide… thing. But me and Cordelia couldn’t do it, so he took our money back which really pissed us off.

But then Robin and Lily (Not Willow) from HIMYM came and slid through it perfectly so Spike payed them, and me and Cordelia were all

“Oh yeah look at you big shots blah blah blah.”

Not bitter though.

First I was at a party at Felicity Huffman’s house, and James Marsters and his boyfriend (Yes, I said boyfriend. In the dream I was dying inside) were on the couch and me and my mom were just sitting and watching TV, when all of a sudden a news report came on the TV saying that Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddy Prince Jr. had a house fire and were in the hospital. Me and James jumped off our seats and were all like “SAAAAARAAAAAAH!” and then I realized I was late for school so I left.

Then I was late for gym and forgot my gym strip and found a wolf TShirt in the bathroom so I stole it :P

Anyway, for our class we had to be zombies but the cast of Buffy and Angel walked in and Sarah was there (Yeah I know, dream logic ok) and me and my friend, who’s also a huge Buffy fan, got to meet them. Anthony and Nicholas weren’t there though, which made me really sad.

And for some stupid reason the Twilight wolf pack was.

What is this even.

I was with Willow and my friend Connar, and we had to sneak into this graveyard to do a spell, but then Spike and Drusilla came and kept trying to kill us, so I pulled out a stake (Because I was Buffy all of a sudden) and tried to stake Spike, but he was all

“I don’t think so, love.” and took my stake and staked me in the stomach and I was bleeding everywhere and every time I tried to stake him he’d just be all ‘la di da’ stealing my stake and staking me.

Meanwhile Connar and Willow ran away and left me there to die.

Bitches.